one might say we're banned from that church
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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