Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
