My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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