"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
In America we eat man semen.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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