A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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