Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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