Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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