in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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