My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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