So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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