I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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