worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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