ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
soo... how was my night?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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