I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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