if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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