But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was born a porn star she said
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
