Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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