I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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