We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Edward fifth and chaser hands
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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