Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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