I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just gargled with NyQuil
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