he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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