Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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