IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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