The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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