That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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