so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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