Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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