ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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