He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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