what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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