Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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