the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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