your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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