I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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