You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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