There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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