you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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