On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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