people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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