he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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