I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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