I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Drunk is a universal language darling
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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