I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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