Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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