I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
