think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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