i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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