so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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