but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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