Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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