Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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