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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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