The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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