I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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