They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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