i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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